Ice Cold

Shockingly, I am bored with this already. even though, the viral implications doubled the hits to Ice Cold from 1 to 2 (i had to go to see if the banner looked ok), i am starting to feel bad. like when you laugh at the handicapped. that and i have run out of things to burn Daily Dwayne on.

To Make Fun Of
1) "Daily Dwayne" should be renamed to "Every once in awhile Dwayne"... CHECK
2) Pictures of dogs on blog... CHECK
3) Blatant whoring of Amazon.com through Daily Dwayne... CH.. oh shit.

UPDATE: you know who always whores Amazon.com through his site? Daily Dwayne

now i am done. though i do believe i am going to keep the do rag that Jones made cause its freaking sweet.

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there is a new bloodz theme here at Ice Cold. why you ask? cause Daily Dwayne is a bitch...

UPDATE: big ups to Jones for the do rag...

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oh, its already been broughten

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i remember from one of our baby classes someone saying the gross national product of baby is poop. basically meaning if it is coming out then there is something going in and all is well.

if that is the case, then my kids economic status rivals most third world countries. the only reason i am even able to find the time to write this post is because it has slowed a bit in the last few weeks.

by my calculations we were changing 12 - 16 diapers a day for the first 3 weeks and 8 - 10 for the first 3 months.

(14 diapers x 7 days x 3 weeks = 294 diapers) + (11 diapers x 30 days x 2.1 months = 693 diapers) = 987 diapers by 3 months

now we have 96 diapers at $28, or ~ $0.30 each (sale at Amazon.com)

$0.30 X 987 diapers = $296

that is almost $300 for 3 months (bout $100 month) just for something to catch poo. now of those 987 diapers i would say 85% were actually full when removed, so that leaves ~ 838 truly "dirty" diapers. if i were to guess the weight of a typical dirty diaper i would say 2lbs. but more realistically it would be more like 8oz.

838 dirty diapers X 8oz = 6704oz == 419 lbs

um....

419 pounds of shit. holy shit. wait. that cant be right.

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i had 5 Guys today at lunch...

it just makes me laugh to say it.

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