don't get all excited. this is not the rebirth of Ice Cold, but I did stumble upon something that could not go unpublished.
while searching my name on ZabaSearch, I stumbled into my golfing alter ego. generated from a guy who could never remember my name and some letters that had fallen off my mailbox back home, Brendan Yan was born.

all I can think about it the Ron White skit where he is being arrested by an officer and some stupid nickname came up that was in the police database from when he was a kid. so 10 years from now, after I go postal and throw a Cannon 8200 at my boss, the police will say... "Are you Brandon 'Brendan Yan' Ryan?"