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October 28, 2005

bottle o' piss

i am a deer hunter. and i would argue that because of this i have a higher tolerance for certain things. disemboweling an animal in the middle of the woods, waking up at 5AM on a Sat., endlessly debating ethics, even the idea of carrying a bottle of deer piss in my backpack is not odd at all. BUT. something about the product below kind of makes me uneasy.

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why you ask? well i assume the ones asking that question are also hunters, because any non hunters are still pondering why someone would bottle up and carry round deer piss (and have probably stopped reading out of disgust).

but to answer your question, it is not the fact that it is a $43.47 bottle of piss. it is however the logo for this $43.47 bottle of piss. their logo is a buck straight humpin a doe.

"Standing Estrous is certified Buck Tested. Each bottle contains 'Peak' estrous urine from a STANDING Estrous doe and that a buck has already come to or was attempting to breed the doe from which the urine was collected. Standing Estrous is collected using our state-of-the-art patented process."

you've got to give it to the marketing department. they got their point across. this stuff is the real deal.

October 27, 2005

target audience

so apparently Ice Cold has a very strong granny p0rn following (screen cap from my comments section). i suppose a true journalist would not alter their content based on the desires of their audience, but i am not a journalist am i...

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just wanted to say...

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October 18, 2005

shout out from the Coke machine

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October 11, 2005

pastrami

it seems almost pitiful that it is a sandwich that that pierces the cocoon that was my month long writers block, but pitiful or not, pastrami is good.

i have never experienced a pastrami sandwich before, seeing as i am not from new york nor feel the need to eat that sort of northerner food, but as i ordered at the deli in my building i called an audible at the line. it just kinda came out. "Broadway"

the broadway consists of pastrami and some kind of dressing i can only assume was russian. i put it on a crosant and viola!

shit was gOOd!

here is a history lesson on pastrami