Ice Cold

LEAD UP WEEK:
consisted of 15 of our closest friends in what may be one of the nicest houses i have ever slept in. nothing broken, nothing bruised. one hell of a good time.

money lost in poker: $30
beer consumed: how many zeros are in bajillion?
games of horseshoes pitched: 9
games of bocce played: 13

WEDDING DAY:
consisted of 120 of our closest friends and family on the possibly the best day of the summer. nothing broken, nothing bruised. one hell of a good time.

rounds of golf: 1
houses hit by golf balls: 2
times Marcus said he was going to rape bang the beer girl: 17
score: 120 something (no one did very well)
people who passed out at the ceremony: 0
expected: 3 - bride, groom, Marcus (Marcus was close)
ex-boyfriends storming in to pummel me: 0
pictures taken: how many zeros in 10 bajillion?
people in the pool in their clothes: 3
TuckerFuckers made: 1 i think (ask Tucker)
happy newlyweds: 2 (that i know of)

HONEYMOON:
consisted of 2 newlyweds in possibly one of the nicest resorts in the British Virgin Islands. nothing broken, nothing bruised. one hell of a good time.

planes to the island: 2
wives freaking out on the plane: 0
expected: 1
days spent in total seclusion: 7
pants popped open from eating too much: 1
lizards shitting on me: 1
books read by me: 1
books read by Steph: 2 and a maxum a people and anything else she could find since i was so slow reading mine she could not start it.
people that were way out of their social class at this resort: 2 (well 1 for sure, i think Steph was ok)
planes almost missed: 1
airports ran through in full sprint: 1
good times had: how many zeros in 100 bajillion?