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are you horribly ugly and disfigured?

well if you are you may be able to be an extra in the sequel to Pirates of the Caribbean!!

exerpt below:

"Pirates: Extreme characters and hideously unattractive types, ages 18-50. Odd body shapes or very lean to extremely skinny. Missing teeth, wandering eyes and serial killer looks with real long hair & beards. Wigs & makeup are not what we’re looking for. We also need little people, very large sumo wrestler types, extremely tall or extremely short people, albinos, amputees. Any size or shape that is NOT average is best. All ethnicities. Mostly men, very few women."

i am auditioning for the "extremely skinny" pirate. hollywood is wierd.

via Defamer

Comments

"hollywood is wierd."

dude that's not nice...i'm a bit odd, but weird, sheesh