and I'm off...
off to get married! be back after 2 weeks at 2 different beaches. i may have to check a different nationality box when i get back.
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June 17, 2005
June 16, 2005
those who know will know
June 15, 2005
it's a squirrel. it's a flask. it's both!
June 13, 2005
tempting
June 9, 2005
oh dear
looks like those crazy PPC PPPeople are at it again. i guess that is what you get when you forget to delete all pictures from the shared servers before leaving a company...
'Be Cool' review
wanna know what you will not find in one of my movie reviews?
character development discussion
anything that has anything to do with Oscar
rating acting abilities
wanna know what you will find in one of my movie reviews?
funny vs. not funny
entertaining vs. not entertaining
pissed vs. not pissed
buy vs. rent
so without any ado at all...
BE COOL (2005)
PLOT - Disenchanted with the movie industry, Chili Palmer (John Travolta) tries the music industry, meeting and romancing a widow of a music exec (Uma Thurman) on the way.
IN OTHER WORDS - Get Shorty II
funny|entertaining|not pissed|rent
so all in all not a bad review.
June 6, 2005
conflicts of intrest
chaz enlightened me on a front page article in the washington post's style section.
i must say i am offended by the way the post is portraying the NASCAR fan as a drunkin redneck "hootin and hollerin" all day with stringy hair and bloodshot eyes. but on the other hand this does happen on some of the more grass roots tracks like Dover. and to be completely honest most of the article seems like a detailed account of my trip to Darlington's "Lady in Black" a couple years ago. view the similarities below...
- camping out the friday before? - check
- cap and coke? - crown and coke, but... check, check
- slight rain? - check
- drunks driving trucks through the fields spraying mud? - check
- shouts of "Yee Haw"? - double check
- stringy, shoulder-length black in need of shampoo? - sans the shoulder length, check
- hotdogs on grill? - check
- 4 ft long cooler stocked with budlight? - odly enough no... it was natty light
wonder if the guys they interviewed had a blister on their index finger from opening beer cans for 3 days straight? i did...
and this quote is just spooky
Three men on a beer run drive by in a golf cart, almost tipping out the guy seated in the rear with his arm around a life-size blow-up sex doll. "Can I borrow her a minute?" someone yells out.
i really hope it is true
just a bit of celebrity trashing for today. last week Simpson and Lachey thwarted rumors of Knoxville banging Jessica and that they were heading for devorce. then apparently a radio interview with Bam Margera's Ex aired on q102.
lets listen in...
Jen [Bam’s ex]: He cheated on me with 45-50 girls. Yes, he [Bam] did F- Jessica Simpson.
DJ: And you know this for a fact?
Jen: I know this for a fact. He woke up in her bed. I have an email. He told me all about it.
DJ: How long have you guys been broken up?
Jen: Two and a half months. The whole thing is a lie. The whole show [Newlyweds] is a lie.
DJ: When did the whole Jessica Simpson thing go down?
Jen: It was in LA. He [Bam] was at a Hem [some band] show with Ryan [a fellow Jackass] and Jessica was there and she started grinding up on him and he was like, “What the hell? It’s Jessica Simpson.” I hope it burns when he pees! [...]
DJ: This is going to get out and be a big bombshell for Jessica Simpson and her people
Jen: She humped PJ too while they were shooting Dukes of Hazzard. DJ: Who?
Jen: PJ. [Ohh] Johnny Knoxville [PJ is his real name]. She [Jessica] is as dumb as she looks.
here is the interview
i think i would believe the pissed girlfriend over the PR people of Simpson anyday.
tard yard
just when you thought the saga was over.
from pops...
"As the 1828 Youngblood House comes to an end, what a better way to walk downstairs on a Sunday afternoon and see the tard out mowing the yard across the street and seeing PUSSY mowed into their yard. What a TARD."
see the pics:
tard yard 1
tard yard 2
tard yard 3
tard yard 4
tard yard 5