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i am not dead. i am simply boring.
and another thing, i am not obligated to write something h-i-larious everyday. this is not DAILY Ice Cold, no one told you to come here everytime you want to laugh. the fact that you make the daily pilgramage here to quench your thirst of wacky scenarios and quips is your own fault. you have no idea how much stress i am under to supress your hunger for more. MORE AND MORE! I KEEP GIVING AND GIVING AND YOU KEEP EATING AND GOURGING!
but. the fact is. i love you all. i love providing for you. that being said, here is a joke.
A guy named Henry went to the doctor and said, "Doctor, I've got a
problem, but if you're going to treat it, first you've got to promise not
to laugh."
"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over
twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
Okay then," Henry said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the
tiniest penis the doctor has ever seen. It couldn't have been the size of
a cocktail weiner.
Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell
laughing to the floor.
Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his
composure. "I'm so sorry Henry," said the doctor. " I really am ...I don't
know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise
it won't happen again.. Now what seems to be the problem?"
Henry replied, "It's swollen."
pigs...
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hahah i just spammed your blog, sweet
Posted by: bootney lee farnsworth | February 2, 2005 5:27 PM