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tard follow up

it really does sadden me that i have to rely on other people to report stories of tards. no offense to pops, he does a great job getting the information out to those that yurn, but i miss it. i would gladly trade the countless hours of Everybody Loves Raymond for just one more obsinity yelling, drunk dad hollering, car crashing evening of tard watching through the picture window. of course i would be living with two homosexuals (yeah, the replacement roomates at Youngblood are gay, sorry pops, sorry chip).

enough sappy - reporting from Youngblood, pops...

"Here is tards new car, he hasn't been driving it much, he was flying up the road in that old beat up mustang today. Today his dog got away again, and Chip and I watched him chase it all the way up 2 blocks. He then locked the dog in the truck for a couple hours and came back with 50 feet of rope and tied it to the dogs collar. Guess he's never heard of a leash."

tard car

Comments

you've traded tard watching for drunk 16yr olds hollerin at the gas station attendants, soccer moms in $60k SUVs watchin and apparently there's an interracial couple in my neighborhood that does it with the blinds open....

sickos

there are things to be observed in ashburn, give it time..yeah punk kids are no tard substitute, but they can be entertaining

you can come to my neighbor hood, live across the street from a girl you have know from 2nd grade, where every sunday that the sun is out you are conviced rolling thunder is comming to town. next to that i hear watching the moss grow ona rolling stone is fun