resolve this!
to all of you lazy fat asses who decided it would be a good new years resolution to wake up early and go to the gym from now on at 6am because you cannot fit into your dockers anymore, FUCK YOU!
you are messing up my routine, clogging up traffic. go back to bed, fat asses! the only solace i have is that you are lazy, and it is inevitable that you will be back gorging yourselves and sleeping in after you realize that it takes more than an ounce of motivation to continue this lifestyle for more than 2 weeks.
(fyi - my ride in this morning was less than smooth)