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Darts & Pats

where are my JMU alumni?

the student newspaper, "The Breeze", had a section called Darts & Pats where students could anonymously submit comments they wanted off their chest. some good, some bad, some just stupid. i would like to lift this from them, except mine will neither be anonymous nor stupid...

Dart...
a "pull-your-head-out-of-your-ass" dart to employees of the Dulles Town Center Verizon store for destroying 2 hours of my evening yesterday as i was trying to replace Stephanie's busted ass phone.

Dart...
a "why-don't-you-lube-it-up-next-time" dart to Verizon Wireless for charging for everything! $10 to transfer phone numbers to a phone we just bought from you?

Dart...
a "you-sell-crappy-phones" dart to LG because, well... they sell crappy phones.

Pat...
a "you-sell-cooler-phones" pat to samsung for puting a camera in every phone, even the el-cheapo we got Stephanie.

Dart...
a "what-the-hell-happened" dart to gmail for being down all morning. some of us would like to begin our day of emailing people movies of Paris Hilton and a stuffed bunny.

Pat...
a "thanks-for-being-hot" pat to Paris Hilton.

Pat...
a "sucks-to-be-a-teacher" pat to the people who posted 2003-2004 JMU Staff Salaries.

Pat...
a "damn-that-was-good" pat to the Asains downstairs for the delicious omlet and home fries this morning.

Comments

Of course my gmail wasn't down all morning -- were the gmail gremlins in your computer?

seriously, what the f**k was that video about?

check gawker.com

apparently a big deal that "some" guy directed it. over my head, but some really nice butt shots of Paris!