Darts & Pats
where are my JMU alumni?
the student newspaper, "The Breeze", had a section called Darts & Pats where students could anonymously submit comments they wanted off their chest. some good, some bad, some just stupid. i would like to lift this from them, except mine will neither be anonymous nor stupid...
Dart...
a "pull-your-head-out-of-your-ass" dart to employees of the Dulles Town Center Verizon store for destroying 2 hours of my evening yesterday as i was trying to replace Stephanie's busted ass phone.
Dart...
a "why-don't-you-lube-it-up-next-time" dart to Verizon Wireless for charging for everything! $10 to transfer phone numbers to a phone we just bought from you?
Dart...
a "you-sell-crappy-phones" dart to LG because, well... they sell crappy phones.
Pat...
a "you-sell-cooler-phones" pat to samsung for puting a camera in every phone, even the el-cheapo we got Stephanie.
Dart...
a "what-the-hell-happened" dart to gmail for being down all morning. some of us would like to begin our day of emailing people movies of Paris Hilton and a stuffed bunny.
Pat...
a "thanks-for-being-hot" pat to Paris Hilton.
Pat...
a "sucks-to-be-a-teacher" pat to the people who posted 2003-2004 JMU Staff Salaries.
Pat...
a "damn-that-was-good" pat to the Asains downstairs for the delicious omlet and home fries this morning.
Comments
Of course my gmail wasn't down all morning -- were the gmail gremlins in your computer?
Posted by: EK | January 4, 2005 7:53 PM
seriously, what the f**k was that video about?
Posted by: tucker | January 5, 2005 6:31 PM
check gawker.com
apparently a big deal that "some" guy directed it. over my head, but some really nice butt shots of Paris!
Posted by: b4 | January 6, 2005 9:42 AM