Ice Cold

i guess this comes as a shock b/c i have never knowingly been discriminated against. i am not talking racial or age, i am talking about parking. vehicular discrimination. this city is full of it. lets discuss:

all parking garages are 6' 7" or smaller. who cares you say? someone with a 6' 8" truck! that's who! jackass. luckily my $10 garage is 6' 8" exactly, so i can nip the top on turns, but that is what the roof rack is for (ironically if i did not have the rack i would fit fine). parked fine all last week, but today i get a parking attendant with a power trip, funny huh. says i have to park in the oversized vehicle section. well no shit, of course that is the first place i look when i come in. so as i listen to him say this pointing to the section (which is full of course), i am like WTF am i supposed to do? so then he becomes friendly and says as long as he is working i can park in a regular spot. well thanks Mr. parking lot guy. i pay $10 a day and you "let" me park in a spot.

so am i so bad that i drive an SUV in the city? the city thinks so. so what if i take twice as much gas, hog the road, and pollute the o-zone. if i want to drive over a fallen light post or pummel an occasional crack head in the street, it is my god given right.

stupid assed city.