Ice Cold

I am back.

After a week or two of actually working (go figure) i am back on the blog to waste both your time an mine. That being said, how are the 3 of you?

I finished the 1st version of a 200 page document today. Yeah i thought i was a developer too. Turns out not to be the case. Lowly documentor. New word, accept it.

Good news is i am heading to the outer banks tonight for an early memorial day vacation. I deserve it. Self appointed, but i still think i deserve it. This vacation is about 6 years in the making, a college reunion of sorts. All the JMU people that i knew in school come down. Yep all 10 of them. We are going to get rowdy, and by rowdy i man sit inside and play trivial persuit liek last year. Damn we are getting old.

Hope you all have a good one,

Peace!

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what i would look like as a south park character.

keeping up with jessi and jason is tough

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this is for Dwayne AKA Hollywood Cole AKA Johnny Vulture.

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so it is not a mass walk out or protest in front of the building, but i am sticking it to the man in my own way. flip flops baby!

some of the old time PPCers can remember a time of shorts, T-shirts, flops, dyed hair, etc. then management decided we needed to look more professional. they went and made an "unofficial" dress code. they made it unofficial so that we could not bitch, instead they used the guilt trip. "don't you want to portray a more positive image of your company?" i am not going to lie, that shit works, your mom knows what she is doing.

i am not sure what spawned my uprising this morning. maybe it was the 95 degrees, maybe it was the fact that no shoes matched my outfit (damn vagina), maybe it was the feeling of cicada juice on the toes as i walk from my house. whatever it was, here i am. and i must admit, this has not been as crippling to the company as i thought. in fact no one notices. i am actually ok with this. the longer i can go undetected, the longer i can actually wear the flops to work. sometimes it pays to be a nobody.

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where do i begin with this story?

THURSDAY - started it off when i went in to get my first cavities filled. i have never had this done before, and let me tell you it kinda sucked. the smell of burnt tooth, the numbness, the headache. either way it is all over now.

FRIDAY - not as bad as thursday, as pain goes, but still an annoying day. hollywood cole left PPC that day for Bearing Point. can't say i blame him at all. drove to warrenton via hell. and by hell i mean traffic and a colossal t-boomer.

SATURDAY - now here is where it gets interesting. went to the WMZQ fest. for all ya'll Yankees, that is a country concert. played it cool had a DD, i got wasted, had a lot of fun. left the concert early to go party at a friends house. ran out of beer, "i'll make a beer run". MISTAKE! as i enter the 7-11 with marcus, i had the hick-ups, he was piss drunk, in walks a cop. now i know i was "ok to drive" but i had been drinking since like 11 AM so i had to have stunk. walk out to the parking lot, marcus drops a case of beer, we chased cans, cop watches. can you see where this is going people? hop on in the truck to go back across the street to the party. promptly get pulled over right as we are entering the subdivision. at this point my but hole is about the size of a BB. had to take 3 sobriety tests. passed them all. when i figure out how that happened i will let you know. for some reason he let me go. party continues, drama ensues. night ends.

SUNDAY - recovery

MONDAY - now here is a busy day. woke up at 7 am so i could eat a meal for the day (i'll explain later). went to a "meeting" with a potential "client" at 9 am. so the interview went well ;-) drive back to warrenton, but of course there is traffic. it is like 11 am people, how is there traffic? the reason i could only eat at 7am and why i was heading to warrenton was because i had to get my wisdom teeth pulled. yeah just 4 teeth pulled from the jaw. OUCH! FUCK OUCH! needless to say i have been medicated since then. but nothing good. just codeine.

TUESDAY - milking the recovery process. i was fine, just did not want to go to work. mouth still hurts though.

WEDNESDAY - back in the office, mouth still hurts, think i am going to go home early.

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