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today, April 29th, in North Carolina has been dubbed Dale Earnhardt day. had i know about this earlier i surely would have taken the day off to pay my respects to the Intimidator by sitting in the sun and drinking. every 3rd beer would have been for my fallen homie.
someone ripped off* the mooblog!
*and by ripped off i mean did something similar, with completely different object, way better, and probably a long time before.
picture a bunch of old suits sitting around a GM boardroom discussing how to turn a bigger profit. lets listen in...
--in your best old white guy voice--
"you know Chip, these young people today like to customize their cars. i believe they call it 'blinging their whips' --laughs-- how can we exploit this and bring it into suburbam america?"
"i agree with you John, i hear my 15 year old son talking about how 'phat' those 'urban' cars are. lets start making an urban line of vehicles! but who can we get to sell out and promote this effort?"
--simutaniosly--
"shaq and snoop dogg!"
--boardroom cackeling--
here is thier result.
it is good to be a celebrity. as if one needed another reason.
brothel owner talks about the Motley Crue frontman Vince Neil and prostitution.
"Hof said Terry should have known Neil would not have to pay for her services.
'We don't charge celebrities, we pay the girls ourselves,' Hof said."
girls, girls, girls... skeet, skeet, skeet...
no not bobby brown, but a new member to my family.
my sister had her first baby boy at 10:30 pm on April 15th. Owen joins his 3 sisters Morgan, Fallon, and Eden.
uncle Brandon is quite excited he has someone he can take hunting. i'll give him a year before i give him a gun. that should be enough time...
this is one of the funniest trailers i have seen in a long time. ben stiller in another oscar worthy role.
as some of you may remember i stumbled into the 2nd place position in my NCAA pool. it was my understanding that the 1st place winner gets $150 and second place gets $50. at least that is what i thought the email said. finally the guy gets back to us today saying 2nd place gets $10. it was a $10 entry fee.
woopidy freeking doo!
i hate basketball.
the moral of this story... never delete email's. especially ones that could prove your winnings later. dumbass...
using the same concept as the subservient chicken, why not have this for porn. type in a command and let the fun begin.
thanks jamie and popie
yes i did watch the miss usa pagent last night. and yes i was picking my favorites. all i can say is
"Oklahoma, Oklahoma!" damn she is hot.
she would have had a shot if she was not a complete retard. she was still in the top 5, now that is not bad for not having a brain. top 5 based on looks alone is pretty damn impressive.
the pagent also had some top knotch judges including that guy from the resturant show, mekhi phifer, oh and jeff gordon. because that makes sence.
anyway the order was:
1. Missouri
2. South Carolina
3. North Carolina
4. Oklahoma
5. Tennessee
there is definatly a country song in here somewhere
my wife left me...
my truck wont start...
and someone kicked my dog...
lord i appologize
i was sent this link a couple weeks ago, but then somehow the topic came back up. you knoe the conversation about your dead wife in the coffie table..
after a week or two hiatus (too stupid to remember my password) it is time to hit the blog again. unfortunately i have nothing much to talk about. there are only a few things of interest.
1. go out and buy an airsoft plastic bb gun to terrorize your roommates excessive indoor tactical maneuvers. i bought the MP5 and the P99 pistol. hell-a-fun. kinda hurts a bit when you get tagged though, but you can shoot them inside without having to be an expert at drywall/window repair.
2. NCAA pool. somehow i have stumbled into a winning position. i entered into a pool that is randomly generated. each person gets 4 teams randomly picked. this is where the luck of the Irish shines on me. i have Ga. Tech. at first i was pissed b/c they were a #3 seed, but as i find out Saturday they were in the running. then i find out that they won. mama! lucked into a $50 prize so far and if they win tonight $150 baby! not too bad for someone that knows jack about basketball.
3. bachelor party on Friday. this will be interesting, details to follow.
4. sill looking for a house. trying to find that nice old lady that is sitting on 30 acres of land in McLean that does not know what it is actually worth and wants to leave it to me and her cats so they have a place to live free. either that or the lottery. whichever comes first, i am not picky.
told you u have nothing interesting going on.